Friday, February 25, 2011

M11 Plebians vs. Patricians

  Once again Zorah had to wake me up this morning.  Today we are joining the plebeians in battling the snotty patricians. The patricians are rich snotty noobs who think they know every thing. Today us plebeians are standing up to these noobs and showing them who is boss. Today we are going to rebel.....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
   At the court house, which is very lovely, the plebeians are in a big group. Zorah and I head over there to see whats going down. It sounds like when the patricians are talking we are going to run in and attack to show them we are not putting up with any of there crap anymore. Zorah is afraid of getting in trouble, while on the other hand i have a broken leg and do you see me complaining?

  We were all out side of the courthouse and every one is whispering about Zorah and I. There talking about are "odd chortles"..... whats wrong with Forever 21? about 30 minutes later we start heading in. When the leader peered around the corner a patrician saw us! So he yelled charge and we were off. It was very hectic,bows  and arrows flying everywhere, fists being thrown lots of chaos! I the leader blubbering in the corner...it brought a tear to my eye:'(.
 
  The battle was soon over and I think the plebeians taught the patricians a  lesson. BEING NICE! At least a little nicer. I was very happy for the plebeians and wish them well. At home I made some ceaser salad and garlic bread! Yummy! The after some milk and cookies I fell asleep.

4 comments:

  1. Wow that must have been embarrassing blubbering in a corner. nice post!

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  2. ˙ʇǝɹɔǝs sɹǝʇıɹʍ ǝɥʇ ʎllɐıɔǝdsǝ ʇsod ɹnoʎ ǝʞıl ʎllɐǝɹ ı

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  3. HA! You had Caesar salad; that's funny!

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